36, STUFF OFF THE CUFF, CHUCKLES 1, I offered a young man a job. He said he only wanted to work half days. I said great, the others only wanted to work seven hours per day. Which 12 hours did he want to work, am or pm? He took off like a bat out of hell. 2, A wife's work starts, when her husband retires. 3, The vacum cleaner stopped working. My wife said, that sucks. Well I said, it is still working then. 4,Q, Do you know how many people I saw yesterday? A, Everyone I looked at. 5, Q, Why does my dog think he is a tree? A, because of his bark. 6, I bought lunch at IKEA the other day, I did'nt realise it came in a flat pac with a fork n screw driver. 7, I ordered a meal to be delivered by a food delivery service, only to find half of it was eaten before it was delivered. 8, Political Parties are well named, all they do is party. 9, A politician says, I am pleased to meet you, recipient says, I thought I was the only liar here. 10, If you ever shake a politicians hand, check after to make sure all your fingers are still there. 11, From my garden, some plants I grow I give. As I give, I grow. 12. I am glad someone invented long life milk. I want to be around until I am in my 90's.
13, Quote, Don't fear what you look at. Look at what you fear. BM. 14, If every person did one good deed every day, what a wonderful world it would be. 15, Can you please open the door, No and you can’t go through it either. This is why they have hinges. You go around the door. 16, If you have a problem with what I do, it is your problem, not mine. More chuckles coming soon.